When God told Noah to gather up all the creatures on Earth — a male and a female of each — because the entire world was going to be flooded and all the animals had to be saved ...
... What if Noah had said, "Hey, God, give me a call back later. I’ve got another call coming in."
"God, I'm sorry but I’m just too busy. I have a wife and three sons to support, you know."
"The weather looks fine to me, God."
"An ark that big — and all those animals? You can’t be serious, God. That’s impossible."
— Inspired by Bill Cosby